What a wonderful day of procrastination and Invader Zim, oh how life is so good. Sarcasm aside I come with a journey entry! Its sheer concentration of epic and win will blow the rubber pants of any who stand before me!

I have made little advancement in Class Sixteen which follows the story of Leon the great bone reaper, but that’s life. The concept behind Class Sixteen however is growing at a steady pace, which makes me happy. I hope to stop circle jerking my procrastination stick soon and get down to some writing, but then I remembered that I have a weak mind...oh my god porn!

But there is something more interesting to write about than just Class Sixteen and my love for rubber pants. Even know each word I write is like lead being forced down my throat at the speed of maximum pain, an idea has begun to grow.

The idea came to me while I was smashing my head against the wall trying to force my quill to make another word, an idea of true awesome, of true interesting content laced goodness, an idea that would be one of my best pieces of work.

So I refuse to tell you.

Yep you heard me.

Refuse!

Updates later I promise.


Canada! It is true that the little city dwelling Australian has been in Canada for over two weeks now. TWO WEEKS! I want my mummy, and my big bed, and my desk. I WANT THEM I TELL YOU! But as I step deeper into independence as every long boring day passes by I look forward to the time I get to leave...yay.

I joke. Canada is great and my new girlfriend and I are slowly getting on like a house on fire with mentholated spirits poured onto it.

But I refuse to write another stupid word, I sound like some sort of retarded teenage boy that just worked out how to use the keyboard. So with that said I shall be off.


P.s I was the turkey all along.